With Crackers
A nursing home resident was celebrating his 100th birthday. A stunning young woman knocked gently on his door. He asked her what she needed. She entered the room, closing the door behind her and said, "Your friends went together and bought you a very special birthday present."
He asked, "Wh-wh-what is it?"
She responded, "Super sex."
After thinking for a few seconds he said, "I think I'll have the soup."