Fragments From Floyd

The following comment contained questionable content and was banned from Fragments by the ever-vigilant SPAM GRANNIES at MT-Blacklist. Susan Gibbs message, which she sent to me in a plain brown wrapper email instead, was destined for the open-forum, get-it-off-your-chest spot below. It deserves to be heard, and so I will try again to put it before you, dear readers: And I quote, with potentially offensive words replaced in parentheses.:

I am a lime-(enthusiast) in the world of flavors. I am disturbed after fifty years of seeing mixed-flavor (sweet confections) containing approximately on average: 25 orange, 15 (red-flavored), 8 grape, 17 lemon, and 3 lime. It doesn't matter whether it's a bag of sour(orbs) or gummy bears. (Em and Ems)? I think they should have simply offered more green ones instead of (replacing them) with blue. I am no longer going to remain quiet on this, and thank you for giving me the opportunity to get this out.

Note: Even with the words LOVER, CHERRY, BALLS, _ & M, and COMING replaced, it still would not post to comments. Maybe it's the word orange. Gummy? Any ideas? Sorry, Susan, others who have been banned from comments. Is there a dictionary of acceptable words being put together somewhere to avoid this?

Wait! This just in. ANother blocked comment. Can you figure out why? I can't..

"I share your pain, Fred. I have a truck in the shop too. Transmission problems. It's get up and go got up and went."

"On the plus side, I got to rent a brand new 2005 Toyota Corolla, seein' as how the venerable Ranger had to stay in the auto hospital overnight. Power everything and bells and whistles galore. It's driving me crazy."

"Call me unsophisticated, but so far I've gotten a window down and couldn't get it back up, and alarms of every sort going off, bells and beeps. I'm living in fear of locking myself out or setting off the "intrusion" alarm. And there was the turn the key and nothing happens interlude (It needs to be in Park or Neutral to start, as I finally figured out)"

"I aint ready for 2005."

Jim