I was born a poor black chile
If you're not happy with your color, or ever wanted to be Brazilian-colored, Hawaiian-hued, or Tahitian-toned for a few days, now you can chose your favorite ethnic pigment and have it airbrushed on in a matter of minutes. So far, it seems to be mostly for instant 'tans' but can SKINS OF THE WORLD be far behind? Soon you'll be visiting your local SunSpraySalon, asking "Can you show me something in Abbysinian, please."
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And it won't be long until "animal prints" become popular. I think I would look good with cheetah spots.
Posted by: Mark | July 14, 2003 11:13 AM
Dougall Dixon in his book "Man After Man" predicts that there will come a stage in our post-modern development when surgeries to graft on extra limbs and bizarre fat pockets will become all the rage.
Posted by: Joel | July 14, 2003 3:16 PM
Wouldn't the corrct syntax be:
po' black chile?
Posted by: feste | July 20, 2003 4:53 PM
heh. now I'll never be able to use that same title....which I've thought of using several times
Posted by: Da Goddess | July 25, 2003 3:34 AM