I'm Justa Bug on the Windshield of Life
From a long list, some selected titles from the best of the worst country songs (link thanks to Boynton)
- Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life)
- Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed
- Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance
- High Cost of Low Living
- How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
- I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2"
- Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
Comments
How about:
"I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed crying over you."
Not sure it's actually a song title or just part of the lyrics, but still, doesn't get much worse.
Or maybe it does.
Posted by: Jim Calloway (aka JC South) | April 18, 2003 10:03 AM
I sort of like the old clasic "She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft".
Posted by: ronbailey | April 19, 2003 5:26 AM
Whhoops, I meant to say "classic", not "clasic". Sorry!
Posted by: ronbailey | April 19, 2003 5:27 AM
One of my favorites was written by Dr. Tom Butt (yes, that's his name), my former dentist in Wytheville and a sometime country/western singer: "I'm Gonna Build Me a Bar in the Back of My Car and Drive Myself to Drinkin'".
Posted by: Curt | April 21, 2003 11:07 PM