September 29, 2003

A Pox on Ye, Blockish Grutnols!

They Don't Make Invective Like They Used'ter. Take your choice: next time your significant other leaves the toilet seat up (or down, depending on the laws in your house)... launch forth with one or preferrably a half-dozen of these utterly damning (if unintelligible) epithets in rapid succession. After all, when's the last time you enjoyed a really invigorating, vitriolic diatribe. Hmmmm? In 1653, buddies, you could let fly the vituperation with reckless abandon.
(from WorldWideWords)

Try these on for size: prattling gabblers, lickorous gluttons, freckled bittors, mangy rascals, shite-a-bed scoundrels, drunken roysters, sly knaves, drowsy loiterers, slapsauce fellows, slabberdegullion druggels, lubberly louts, cozening foxes, ruffian rogues, paltry customers, sycophant-varlets, drawlatch hoydens, flouting milksops, jeering companions, staring clowns, forlorn snakes, ninny lobcocks, scurvy sneaksbies, fondling fops, base loons, saucy coxcombs, idle lusks, scoffing braggarts, noddy meacocks, blockish grutnols, doddipol-joltheads, jobbernol goosecaps, foolish loggerheads, flutch calf-lollies, grouthead gnat-snappers, lob-dotterels, gaping changelings, codshead loobies, woodcock slangams, ninny-hammer flycatchers, noddypeak simpletons, turdy gut, shitten shepherds, and other suchlike defamatory epithets

Posted by fred1st at September 29, 2003 04:57 AM | TrackBack
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