July 21, 2003

Yes, We Carry Smoked Turkey Collards

I get letters. Read this entry from last July where IT IS OBVIOUS I have nothing at all to do with the company, I just like eating the company's food and was trying to tell readers about it. I musta done too good a job.

Now be sure and read the comments. Where are these people from? Did they read my silly entry and somehow jump to the conclusion I was on the Board of Directors?

I've toyed with putting in a bold disclaimer, or deleting the entry entirely. But it's been too much fun being the CEO, writing personal letters of response to my satisfied customers. I may even want to start a few new products-- like maybe Savory Possum Gravy or Pickled Rubard Chutney and see how they do. This may be the new career I've been looking for! Stay tuned. And BUY G____ FOODS, y'all.

Posted by fred1st at July 21, 2003 04:59 AM | TrackBack

Ummmm, Fred, all but two of the commenters are from AOL. 'Nuff said.

And good luck with the orka.

Posted by: Jim (aka JC South) at July 21, 2003 08:43 AM

Glory foods are good. Why not find the CEO of Glory and point him or her to your website? It would surely give them a chuckle ... and maybe earn you some much desired coupons!

Posted by: Janis Gore at July 22, 2003 09:35 AM

Ya mean some white folks don't know how to cook collard greens? We had chicken fried steak and pan gravy last night...with a side of smothered chard and a mess of sliced cukes & red onions spiked with apple cider vinegar...we be on a low carb diet or there woulda been corn pone and blackberry spoon bread.

BTW-Sugar-free cherry Jell-o just don't cut it as dessert. Big sigh.

Posted by: feste at July 23, 2003 12:42 PM

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