July 14, 2003

I was born a poor black chile

If you're not happy with your color, or ever wanted to be Brazilian-colored, Hawaiian-hued, or Tahitian-toned for a few days, now you can chose your favorite ethnic pigment and have it airbrushed on in a matter of minutes. So far, it seems to be mostly for instant 'tans' but can SKINS OF THE WORLD be far behind? Soon you'll be visiting your local SunSpraySalon, asking "Can you show me something in Abbysinian, please."

Posted by fred1st at July 14, 2003 07:45 AM | TrackBack

And it won't be long until "animal prints" become popular. I think I would look good with cheetah spots.

Posted by: Mark at July 14, 2003 11:13 AM

Dougall Dixon in his book "Man After Man" predicts that there will come a stage in our post-modern development when surgeries to graft on extra limbs and bizarre fat pockets will become all the rage.

Posted by: Joel at July 14, 2003 03:16 PM

Wouldn't the corrct syntax be:

po' black chile?

Posted by: feste at July 20, 2003 04:53 PM

heh. now I'll never be able to use that same title....which I've thought of using several times

Posted by: Da Goddess at July 25, 2003 03:34 AM

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