April 29, 2003

Left of Country

In response to a recent post here on Favorite Country Song titles, reader and old, er make that long-time, friend Tim forwards the following...

As the Dixie Chicks recently discovered after sharing some left-leaning sentiments, the vast majority of country-western music fans are pretty conservative.

But the liberal minority must have *some* C&W songs...so:

The Top 15 Leftist Country-Western Song Titles

  • My Wife Turned Right, So I Done Left

  • Stand by Your Domestic Partner of Non-Specific Gender and Sexual Orientation

  • Don't It Make My Green Party Blue

  • You're All I Have Left 'Cause They Done Took All My Rights

  • Tree-Hugger's Daughter

  • Sittin' Tall in This Genuine Vinyl No-Cattle-Were-Harmed-in-the-Manufacture-of Saddle

  • Ninety Miles From Berkeley and My 'Lectric Car Done Died

  • All My Exes Live in California Old-Growth Trees

  • D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y

  • There's WMD on Your Lips but OIL in Your Eyes

  • Even Socialized Medicine Can't Fix My Broken Heart

  • Achy-Bleedy Heart

  • Sit Closer to Me in My Truck, Darlin', 'Cause I Don't Like Leanin' to the Right

  • I Beg Your Pardon (I Never Promised You an Organic Soybean Garden) and the Number 1 Leftist Country-Western Song Title...

  • I Done Cried My Eyes Dryly ('Cause Mah Baby Left Me for O'Reilly)

Posted by fred1st at April 29, 2003 07:42 AM | TrackBack

Hi Fred! Hee hee! Thank you . . . that really made me laugh! (And thank you for the little e-mail note earlier this week, too . . . I'm fine, and here, and back now.) :)

Posted by: Artichoke Heart at April 29, 2003 09:24 AM

...and "How can I tell you you're Done, without getting Burnt?"

Posted by: Roberta at April 30, 2003 01:09 AM

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