April 18, 2003

I'm Justa Bug on the Windshield of Life

From a long list, some selected titles from the best of the worst country songs (link thanks to Boynton)

  • Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life)

  • Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat

  • Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed

  • Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance

  • High Cost of Low Living

  • How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?

  • I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

  • I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

  • I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

  • If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

  • Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2"

  • Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?

  • My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

  • She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

  • Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

Posted by fred1st at April 18, 2003 06:48 AM | TrackBack

How about:

"I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed crying over you."

Not sure it's actually a song title or just part of the lyrics, but still, doesn't get much worse.

Or maybe it does.

Posted by: Jim Calloway (aka JC South) at April 18, 2003 10:03 AM

I sort of like the old clasic "She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft".

Posted by: ronbailey at April 19, 2003 05:26 AM

Whhoops, I meant to say "classic", not "clasic". Sorry!

Posted by: ronbailey at April 19, 2003 05:27 AM

One of my favorites was written by Dr. Tom Butt (yes, that's his name), my former dentist in Wytheville and a sometime country/western singer: "I'm Gonna Build Me a Bar in the Back of My Car and Drive Myself to Drinkin'".

Posted by: Curt at April 21, 2003 11:07 PM

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