February 11, 2003

Bare Bloggers for World Peas

What is the deal? All over the world, what would otherwise pass for normal people are taking their clothes off for peace, for baby seals, on cruise ships and in airplanes, and now for humus and Hostas.

So, going with the flow, this spring we will be offering the Goose Creek "Buff Under the Bluffs Nude Woodchoppers Calender" inspired by the "Altogether for the Garden" calendar from Maine this past Fall in which matrons of the garden expose all, mostly.

Toward this end, so to speak, I'll be recruiting some of you guy-fellow bloggers who will sport only the discretely well placed lawn and garden tools (heck, a packet of flower seeds would be more than enough concealment for the guys here in the cold weather). We'll be Vogueing our unadorned selves in various poses along the creek here, and charge $14.95 (Plus S & H) for the resulting calendar so as to raise some extra cash to supplement Fred's Tractor Shed Fund. Don't wait to claim your month, boys, and of course June through August are gonna go fast!

Hey wait a minute! I don't have a tractor!

And yes, Mom. I'm kidding.

Posted by fred1st at February 11, 2003 05:03 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Shouldn't that be BARE BLOGGERS FOR WHIRLED PEAS

Don

Posted by: Don at February 11, 2003 09:25 AM

Hey, Fred, suddenly the word "axe" takes on whole new meaning for me. My birthday month is September, so I'll stake that claim right now.

Posted by: sainteros at February 11, 2003 11:29 AM

I did one-twelfth of a one-off calendar about twenty years ago, when I wasn't quite so much of an eyesore.

(October. Why do you ask?)

Posted by: CGHill at February 11, 2003 08:05 PM

Now this.....I wanna see. Of course, I already know about Acidman's uh....garden implements. Um...okay. I'm leaving.

Posted by: Da Goddess at February 12, 2003 03:02 AM

If asked, I'm just gonna crouch behind my front end loader, OK?

Posted by: Scott Chaffin at February 12, 2003 08:07 AM

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