November 17, 2002

That's Funny

Some selections fromMartha Stewarts Guide for Rednecks

PERSONAL HYGIENE

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job
that should done in private using one's OWN truck keys.

3. Dirt & grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as
it tends to detract from a woman's jewelry & alter the taste
of finger foods.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the
gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.

Posted by fred1st at November 17, 2002 08:17 PM
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Amen, Brother

Posted by: Charlie at November 17, 2002 08:24 PM

LOVE IT!

Posted by: Da Goddess at November 17, 2002 08:41 PM

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