November 01, 2002

Pig in a Blanket

This just in: buy stock in pork bellies.

In another development, the popular Russian tabloid Moskovskii Komsomolets published an article saying that rather than returning the bodies of the 50 Chechen rebels killed at the theater to relatives, the government will instruct state security services to wrap the corpses in pigskins and bury them.

The aim is to deter potential Islamic terrorists from future attacks.

Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks, but being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that.

Posted by fred1st at November 1, 2002 07:31 AM

I can't wait for PETA to get ahold of that one!

Posted by: Da Goddess at November 4, 2002 02:35 AM

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