October 08, 2002

Funny 'bout That

The funniest joke in the world. Maybe.

Top joke in England:

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."

Top joke in Belgium:

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

I wonder what is the funniest joke in Iraq. Do they have jokes in Iraq? If so, they are probably more of the Belgian sort, don't you reckon? I wouldn't imagine that a whole lot of funny goes on over there these days.


Posted by fred1st at October 8, 2002 08:09 AM
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Great jokes! Thanks.

Posted by: sainteros at October 8, 2002 09:26 AM

As an American, I have to say, I visited the site and the American's top joke actually made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: pup at October 8, 2002 01:13 PM

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