If You Can’t Beat’em: Eat’em!

by fred on February 9, 2010

Grass carp
Grass Carp Image via Wikipedia

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day” suggested Mark Twain.

I don’t know anybody who has tested that premise, but it rings true to me. Maybe the closest we can come to finding out for sure would be to ask someone sitting at a Chinese dinner table.

Cane toads were the answer 75 years ago to control insect pests for Australia’s sugar cane growers. The non-native toads were imported in large numbers (they now number 1.5 billion!), and lacking natural predators, in the sadly well-known pattern of solutions becoming residual problems, they’ve experienced a population explosion and become a national pest, advancing more than 1200 miles across the parched continent.

Which is wonderful news to four populations of humans: those who collect cane toads from the bush for a bounty; those who turn them into a goo for use as a soil fertilizer; those who export thousands of drums of pickled cane toads to Asia; and to the family sitting at that table with their napkins tucked into their shirts, chopsticks poised over a steaming platter of toad meat. (Remove poison glands first and don’t let your dog eat them!)

The poison is such that, with repeated non-lethal contact, old Rover can not only become immune to the toxin but addicted to it. There are accounts of dogs obsessive seeking out toads to lick, perhaps early in the morning, and of course, nothing worse will happen to them the rest of the day. Watch Cane Toads: an Un-natural History to become fully educated and creeped out.

Or if eating a ranid for breakfast doesn’t have you licking your lips, think about another invasive for lunch: silverfin. Sounds delicious, even though it is just one the few species of Asian carp given a new, more gastronomically pleasing handle. Before you run for your fishing pole, take a look at this video: they can weigh up to 40 pounds and jump up to 10 feet. Many in boats have been injured. Carp-e diem, caveat emptor.

These are the same bottom feeders you may have heard lately are threatening the Great Lakes–this critter another “good idea” brought here in the late 1800s by our government as a food fish about the same time as they were singing the praises of kudzu. I used to catch big grass carp (one of the Asian species) on a hand line at summer camp (with bread dough mixed with jello. I’m not kidding.) Nobody wanted them but the cooks. The common wisdom regarding the best way to use them for the table:

Take a large carp. Encase it in fresh cow dung. Bake in oven at low heat for 30 minutes. Remove from oven. Carefully extract fish from cow dung. Throw away the fish. Eat the cow dung.

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Snow Upon Snow ~ Image One

by fred on February 8, 2010

Simple Symmetry of Shadows on Snow

I shouldn’t create expectations with the “Image One” because I trashed almost everything I brought in from my unplanned foray into the deep snow this morning before the temps reached double digits.

Snow, under the best of circumstances, presents a challenge to the landscape photographer. And when said photographer hasn’t eaten enough breakfast to keep his blood sugar up for the exertion and is burned out on snow already, the glaringly white, painfully freezing substrate is more of a foe than I can vanquish.

Most images were over-exposed. I’d set an aperture and opened up a stop to adjust for the “error” in the auto-focus that is not designed for a white but for a neutral gray background. But with the glare of the sun, the glasses fogging up and the numb fingers, I rushed through the outting. And came back with not much.

Good thing this was non-critical work. Nobody is expecting anything here, nothing but hobby shooting. So. I’ll have maybe four images, unless I get inspired again later today. But then, this camera and photographer are under new management. Or I should say (WoManagement). I’ll go if she tells me I’m gonna.

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It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

by fred on February 8, 2010

The Heart of Floyd
Image by fred1st via Flickr

I don’t have the heart to look ahead at tomorrow’s weather. We’ve just, er, weathered our fourth period of meteorological mayhem and have survived without incident (but at great emotional cost) a much larger number of risky trips over the distance to and from work.

I say WE, though it has been Ann alone, because I think it is as stressful for the one who can do nothing but wait as it is is for the one behind the wheel uncertain what might happen around each dark, black-icy curve out of sight of human habitation and a cell phone signal.

Following the curve of recent posts regarding this transitional period in my life, I’d just say that I have mixed feelings about being off the professional roller-coaster (never a ladder-climb, always more like paddling through a cypress swamp with occasional waterfalls.)

On the one hand, I would never be able to participate and contribute to the projects going on in and around Floyd if I was as full of work toxins as one becomes with full time work of any type.

But on the other hand, I feel a certain pain every time I send her off to be the sole breadwinner (now, and almost always the alpha income earner) while I stand in the doorway in my bathrobe and slippers.

I would have liked (I think) to have had an old-fashioned career (he says, not showing the tolerance for the same old thing more than 2-3 years before seeking if not greener than at least other pastures–if not an entirely different personal ecosystem.) You know, the once-upon-a-time career where you become part of the company store, growing up with the same co-workers and their families, building credibility and professional authority and stature, certain of an early, certain and more than adequate retirement nest egg.

But, as you might have read, my life didn’t go that way. Most of our lives, I think, found us making plans for A and ending up with B or C. I don’t personally know many people who set out on a career path in high school and got there and stayed there and were totally personally pleased with their choice or their fate. None of us have a crystal ball to gaze into for the clear and certain path. We put in our dime, and if the Gum Ball Machine of life sometimes gives us licorice, and we learn to like it–or at least chew-and-swallow and go on.

But at (almost) 62 it seems a bit pathetic to be wondering what I’m going to do when I grow up. And it is also a gift; a gift of great cost I take the measure of every time she’s out there–somewhere, alone, praying to make it around the next bend, make it one more mile, to see the floodlights on this old farmhouse we have grown to know and love; to make it home to this odd household ecosystem that somehow, more or less, works. And is going in fits and starts, in summer storms and winter snows–somewhere.

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I got my final statement of income history from Social Security a few months back, charting the rise and fall of my professional bread-on-the-table contributions to the household economy.

Someone looking at those peaks and troughs would likely be curious about the latter, those several relative voids which appear irregularly over odd periods of years between 1975 and 2009. The numbers tell a story–and a back story. And it is not just mine but a shared story, as there were others with me in that tiny ship, sometimes sailing under full gale with purpose, and other times, at least from the numbers, not so much.

The trail begins with the small amounts deducted from my summer jobs in the late 60s, withholdings that, if invested even modest rates of return, would today be equal to the sum total I can expect to draw from Social Security for what years I have left. But that’s water under the bridge.

My first income after college amounted to $7000 a year. I was called a research technician at the University of Alabama Medical Center, but basically I was a glorified laboratory animal handler. I told that story during the early days of blogging. That amount certainly doesn’t sound like much, and it wasn’t, but it would take more than $32,000 to buy today what one can buy for $7000 in 1973. Besides, Ann was the main breadwinner then with her pharmacy degree, walking in the door at her first job, starting at a whopping $14,000 a year. We were rich!

I’m bargained for $8500 a year when I started teaching in 1975, and this amount increased steadily though modestly for 12 years until I left teaching in 1987, at which point my income dropped to zero for two years, and once more Ann  was the breadwinner while I was physical therapy student. At least we have had the good fortune that wherever we went, pharmacists were in need and well-paid — even if the profession has at least for her been a soul sucking experience. But that’s another story.

I bested my final teaching salary by 25% with my first physical therapy job in the mountains of Western Carolina in 1989. I entered a profession that was as in demand as pharmacy, so we had the luxury of moving to a location we preferred rather than moving to a job, knowing that both of us could find work wherever we chose to move.

My peak income according to my social security record was in 1994, when I was doing both pain management and nursing home clinical and administrative work. In 1995, income dropped because I abandoned the nursing home work, and began to explore possibilities of working back in Virginia, doing some hourly work for a therapist friend of ours in Wytheville just to be back in the area and explore the possibilities.

In 1997, of all the places we could have chosen to live and work, we chose Floyd. Again, that’s a whole other story which I have told in part on the blog and in both of my books. Salary wise, from HCA I asked for a starting salary that was equal to my last steady salary back in Carolina. And I pretty much stayed at that level — for a whole year — until the Floyd clinic was abruptly closed in 1998. Here, another conspicuous drop in salary when I went from full-time income to contract home health work in 1999 and part time outpatient therapy at Warm Hearth retirement community in Blacksburg in 2000.

In 2001, another peak of equal but not greater magnitude than where I had left off in North Carolina in 1997. I spent one rather miserable year knowing from the beginning it was a bad marriage. Again, this is another story.  In May of 2002, it was obvious that this job was very bad for my mental health, so for the first time in my variegated professional history, I tendered my resignation, packed a cardboard box and brought all my stuff home to Goose Creek. Income dropped to zero, and I became rich–though this is not reflected on my SS statement of income.

The blog began in June of 2002, which led to the first radio essays. Those essays were heard by someone in the biology department at Radford University, whereby they discovering that I had returned to the Commonwealth. I was offered an adjunct teaching position in the fall of 2004, with a little bump above nothing — and I emphasize the word little — in my income.

In 2005, after three semesters of teaching, I realized that, in order to complete Slow Road Home, I would not be able to spend the huge amount of time it took to prepare, teach, grade, and travel to and from Radford. My last semester to teach was winter of 2005, by which time I had started working part-time in the clinic near Radford Hospital. (Much to my surprise, I had resumed both my former professions after thinking those paths had ended forever.)

So for almost 4 years, the salary cruises along with two days a week income, and that fizzles to an end this past summer. Meanwhile, in a separate account, my egg money from writing and photography allows me a self-sustaining hobby, mostly, though I will have some left over to go into an IRA this year, and loads of time to work towards netting the max allowable under SS. The wheels are turning! And Ann continues to keep our ship afloat and our insurance premiums paid, earning so many stars in her crown she’ll need a cervical collar to hold it up.

So there you have it — not that you asked for. I did this for my benefit, to explain my odd history to myself, knowing that for many of my readers and friends, the graph of your professional productivity measured in dollars is a smooth, unbroken curve without all the curious voids that appear on mine.

In part, I am envious of those who have steadily nurtured a career over the decades, have become masters of what you do, still find that work rewarding, and are now sitting on (or were it not for the economic chaos of the last decade be sitting on) a comfortable nest egg to see you through your years of fixed income.

But on the other hand, without being willing (or forced) to suffer those drops in income, we probably would not have found Floyd, we would not have been able to pour ourselves into making this house and place a home to the extent that we were in 1999, and I’m certain I would not be finding the joy in the words and light that come to me each day, that give rise to blog posts, essays, books, and so many new opportunities and friends.

Isn’t life strange?

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Disturb the Sound of Silence

by fred on February 5, 2010

What’s the longest period of minutes, hours or days you’ve ever gone without seeing another human? How did it affect you? Was it a good experience or an unpleasant one? The reason I ask is that I might just set a new personal record this weekend.

I started to ask about “seeing or hearing” but it’s almost impossible these days to be out of range of voice communication–be that for good or ill. And I’ll use the phone over the next 96 hours–more than normal, likely–to stay in touch with family and friends while I’m snowed in, expecting Ann home sometime Monday. Or Tuesday. But I’m not likely to see anyone driving down our road until the lone VDOT snowplow driver comes through maybe on Sunday, as likely in the dark of night as in the daytime.

We are social animals and tend to find and be with each other, some of us more needful of being in groups and crowds than others; and there are so many of us now that alone-ness is not easily come by, even if it is necessary at certain moments and periods of one’s life.

I once sought solitude by occasionally taking overnight backpack trips alone–maybe once or twice, I’d be gone two nights and three days while walking the trails. But even then, I was never more than a few hours between passing campers or day-hikers. For that reason, I’d often leave the path for those places no other person of sound mind would want to go.

I want to think more about the benefits of silence, solitude and freedom from faces. An opportunity to do just that is falling flake by flake and foot by foot just beyond my window glass, a beautiful, terrible emptiness in which to immerse myself, as I have no other or better thing to do.

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Creek Notes: 2010-02-04

by fred on February 4, 2010

Goose Creek ~ December
Image by fred1st via Flickr

I’ve just returned from my morning Chicken Run–a routine that sends one of us–more often than not, me–to open the latch on the hen house, and if not walking the dog unleashed right away–also open the gate to let them range.

Today, and for most of the past and most of the next week, they’ll not have any bare ground to forage for seeds and grass tips. I made a point to encourage them out of the pen towards the barn stall where I scattered egg shells, shredded tortilla shells from lunch left-overs and mixed bird seed.

With any luck, that’s where they will be when–I’m thinking today is the day– the snow rushes off the red barn roof landing in the chicken pen. Fatalities are a possibility, and I’d be faced with eating Dionne, Blanche, Rhoda or Caroline.

I took the snow shovel to see if I could make our ascent up the bank from the plank any less likely to cause a fall, tossing six inch slabs of hard snow into the creek. Instantly they turned to soft saturated tufts the color of lint and vanished in the warmer spring-fed water of Goose Creek, bound for the beach.

It is now as good as it’s gonna get for some while, so I’m trying to smooth the irregular ice as much as I can for a base on which the coming 8-12“ can call. The only bare ground I see through my window is a patch of southern-exposed gravel road; by and large, the remainder of our road is in as rough shape as I’ve ever seen it.

I called the Check VDOT office yesterday afternoon to ask if they intended to make a more serious and careful pass than the one-way once-over on Sunday. Yes, they’d come take care of it. They didn’t. So I’m expecting our two miles of luge run to become even worse by this time tomorrow and stay that way for lord knows how long.

I had a new picture in mind to post here (the one you see was pulled from my Flickr gallery by Zemanta plugin for Word Press) but just realized I left my camera bag out in the car overnight. No harm done, provided I let the camera and lens come up to temperature slowly, then bring it in and leave it in the unheated room a hour or two before bringing it truly inside. Maybe that’s being over-cautious, but I’ve realized, here on the eve of my fixedness of income, that the stuff I have is pretty much the toys I’ll have when I leave it all to Goodwill and Angels in the attic. I have to make it last.

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You Can Get There from Here

by fred on February 3, 2010

Reflections: Winter, Still

It’s been a winter of isolation, what with the weather complications and with me (thankfully from the standpoint of travel conditions) not being compelled to join the company of others in a work setting, newly “released” from that obligation.

We have even less traffic than the usual half dozen vehicles a day, and with the creek frozen under ice, other than the ticking of the stove and the dog licking his blanket in the other room, it is utterly quiet and rather lonely here this winter. It’s been a while since Ann crunched her way into the darkness down the frozen slush this morning for a white-knuckled drive that will cost her an hour just to get to the interstate.

So with all this solitude and seclusion that is both welcomed and worrisome, I’m happy to have the company of others electronically, and just wanted to use this quiet morning hour to bring your attention to a few of them. It’s hard to feel connected in such a season, but you CAN get there from here, and having “neighbors” online certainly helps.

Michael Abraham has a long history in the printing business but has shifted his focus recently to writing. His first book is in active production, and The Spine of the Virginias will be available soon. He traveled the entire border between the two states and his book is filled with the varied stories and settings of the people who call those historically and topographically unique boundary areas home. He has other fictional work also nearing completion. Mike and I discuss with some regularity the pros and cons of self-publishing and writing in general. Visit Mike at his web site.

I met Dan Sullivan at the Society of Environmental Journalists conference in Roanoke in 2008. Formerly an editor at Rodale for some years, Dan is back in school for a masters in environmental studies. He has created FarmStory.org,  a communication tool for sustainable farming and local-food communities so that they might learn from each other through shared stories. Seems like there’s a good bit of overlap between Dan’s hopes and those of SustainFloyd. Visit FarmStory and become part of the growing community.

Elora (I won’t use her last name since she doesn’t on her blog) found Fragments a few months back and I think, if you find something of value at Fragments, you’ll be glad you visited Elora’s JustOffTheOneLaneRoad--a “slow” blog celebrating life close to the earth from a few hours north of Goose Creek.

Carla Royal obviously hit the ground running, and you’d never know her blog is less than a month old. Her site is called “Sacred Witness” with the subtitle: Photography as Presence. And again, if you find something grounding and rooted in the present of a particular time and place, visit Carla’s site. She lived a year in Floyd and found the pace and scale of that way of life

Ann Kroeker emailed a short while ago to tell me she’d clipped a piece from Fragments a few years back, kept it, and wanted to post excerpts. The topic: Slow Living (a topic that went on to become the source of the title for Slow Road Home.) You can read her comments about that piece and the topic in general–something to which she has given considerable thought. She is author of “Not So Fast: Slow-Down Solutions for Frenzied Families.” The book comes from a Christian perspective. I confess I have not seen the book, but can imagine that somewhere within it is the encouragement to listen to the “still small voice” we can only hear when we are not rushing and anxious; to “be still and know…”

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His Master’s 3D Holograph

by fred on February 2, 2010

The 3D experience of Avatar left me with a curious image in my head the next day. The visual effect was so real with the added dimension that it induced this waking daydream image:

A picture of a man (me, since it was my own personal vision), his face in the glow of a wall-mounted HDTV, his head cocked curiously to the side as if he cannot believe that those are not real flying lizards coming out of the screen toward him.

Nipper hears his master from the grave

The precedent for this vision, some of you boomers may recognize, is the RCA Victor dog-and-gramaphone image—a 1899 painting that came to be known as “His Master’s Voice.”

The dog’s name was Nipper (because he was fond of strangers’ ankles) and he really did respond to a cylinder recording of his owner some years after the man’s death. The brother noticed the odd and poignant response, painted the picture, and realizing its marketing potential (though he couldn’t have had a clue to its staying power) pitched it to a gramaphone company of his day. As ownership changed hands, the iconic image persisted.

You can see a cartoon version of the history of Nipper (as told by the famous dog himself) here.

The Vintage Ads browser for “TV and Electronics” shows many old Victorolas and other models with Nipper’s reduced image in a corner.

I’ve spent far too much time following the evolution of “entertainment centers” over the years as seen in these archived ads. It’s informative to watch the role of plastic (supplanting wood) as it literally re-forms our TVs and radios into “streamlined” devices that must have seemed so futuristic in their day.

The other trend is size. The first TVs and especially radios were massive, heat-and-light generating floor models. One of my first memories as a child was the glowing tubes inside a vertical chest-sized Magnavox (I think) that looked something like this model.

More Nipper Links at The History Chanel, Designboom, and Wikipedia.

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(Frozen) Creek Jots 2010-02-01

February 1, 2010
Chickens on Parade

We will NOT be held captive by the 13“ of snow over this weekend like we were the Dec 19 snow that was followed by weeks of subfreezing days and nights. Yes, it is 9 degrees at the moment, but the trend this time is for many hours this week above 32.
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Goose Creek Journal ~ Snow: 2010-01-30

January 30, 2010
January 2010 started and is ending with a foot (or more) of snow!

Just a quick update here while we still have power. This is not a wet snow, nor does it look like it’s going to reach anything like the depths of the December storm, but you never know and we are prepared.
Just for fun, I thought I would have an episode of back pain just now, [...]

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